It's not easy being an eco-rebel. You want the revolution, and you want it now. You want a cool new Tesla Model 3. You want to cash in on the Ontario government's incentive program, and get your kick-back of up to $14,000. You definitely want one of those green license plates that allow you to use the HOV lanes and whiz past all the gridlocked fossil-fuel dinosaurs. But to achieve this state of rectitude, you have to un-remember that i) e-cars are the toys of the rich, ii) 60% of Ontario's electricity comes from nuclear power, and iii) ordinary Ontarians will pay $133-billion over the market price of hydro between now and 2032 to subsidize your revolution.