On sunny campuses across North America, universities are prepping their student charges for yet another glorious year of rigorous, impartial study in the Socratic tradition.... No, scratch that. They're prepping for another year of campus chaos. Student activists have already kicked their anti-Trump protests into high gear. Some universities have even launched for-credit anti-Trump courses. The CBC has reported—without a shred of empirical evidence—that Trump is the reason international students are flocking to Canada. (No word on whether Miley Cyrus or Amy Schumer are among them.) So it's official. We really can spend four-to-eight years with anti-Trump delirium cranked to 11.