It’s high time the Guardian’s global-warming desk set its sights on climate-change apathy and not denial as “the biggest threat to our planet”—given that climate-change skeptics are more likely to engage in “pro-environmental behavior” than climate-change believers. And it’s comforting to know that the most recent crop of scary Guardian stories about “climate monsters” and the like are aimed at the indolent. It just goes to show you: It’s not easy being green, or even appearing to be green, but it takes very little effort to be apathetic.
Meanwhile, today is the best day in human history to be alive, and tomorrow will be even better. Happy Thanksgiving.